Friday, August 31, 2007

ERNIE'S KIDNAP CASE (requested by Xilin)

Ernie as you all know is my friend..lol. Okay, he has been missing wednesday. Sine then, i was nto able to sleep well at night on my cozy bed. Soon, I found out that Siyuan kidnap it and it was held hostage at her house, and God knows what happen to it. I thought I was able to retrieve it the next day, but due to Teresa's failure and unskillfulness, it went to the evil clutches of Xilin, accomplice of Siyuan. Due to my holy persuasion, Xilin agreed to return Ernie to me unconditionally. However, due to her forgetfulness, Ernie was left at her house. Oh dear, I have an intuition that she is gonna rape Ernie. I shall pray for him and his safety.

Evidence of kidnap
29/08/07:
(9:29 PM) Die by my hand.: eh, i tink ur fren wang siyuan or limyixiu kidnapp ernie,lol it dont seem to be in my house..
(9:29 PM) ♥ linxilin !: HAHAHAHAA.
(9:29 PM) ♥ linxilin !: must pay ransom to get back!
(9:31 PM) Die by my hand.: omgh
30/08/07:
(7:45 PM) ♥ linxilin !: your ERNIE is in my hands
(7:45 PM) ♥ linxilin !: muahahhaa.
my 1st personal message to the public: omg..my poor ernie is in the clutches of evil
(9:49 PM) ♥ linxilin !: LOLS! u want ernie tmr?
(9:51 PM) Die by my hand.: yes
(9:51 PM) ♥ linxilin !: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(9:52 PM) ♥ linxilin !: haha!
(9:52 PM) ♥ linxilin !: ok then.
xilin 1st personal message: LOL. ernie is staying with me! (:
(11:58 PM) Die by my hand.: den why u wan bring home
(11:58 PM) Die by my hand.: lol
(11:59 PM) ♥ linxilin !: cuz it's cute!
(11:59 PM) ♥ linxilin !: big boy dun play with toy
(11:59 PM) ♥ linxilin !: :D
(12:02 AM) Die by my hand.: lol
(12:02 AM) Die by my hand.: he is not a toy
(12:02 AM) Die by my hand.: u treat him as a toy
(12:02 AM) Die by my hand.: how could u
(12:02 AM) Die by my hand.: break his heart
(frantic over Ernie, so I crapped)
xilin 2nd personal message: ERNIE........ is a TOY. admit it laaaaa! LOL.
my 2nd personal message: ERNIE IS NEVER EVER A TOY!
(12:06 AM) ♥ linxilin !: not a toy den what is it???!
(12:07 AM) Die by my hand.: is a organism
blah blah blah..then
(12:09 AM) ♥ linxilin !: it doesn't breathe!
(12:09 AM) Die by my hand.: it does
(12:09 AM) Die by my hand.: juz that u dun noe
(12:10 AM) ♥ linxilin !: i pinched his red nose
(12:10 AM) ♥ linxilin !: LOL.
(12:10 AM) ♥ linxilin !: DON'T HAVE
(12:11 AM) Die by my hand.: c
(12:11 AM) Die by my hand.: he has a nose
(12:11 AM) Die by my hand.: thats why he can breathe
(12:11 AM) Die by my hand.: if not why isit there
xilin 3rd personal message: RETARDED JARAD. ERNIE DOESN'T BREATHE!!!
jarad 3rd personal message: YOU WILL NEVER KNOW!
crap and crap..then
12:14 AM) ♥ linxilin !: he doesn't breatheeeeee
(12:14 AM) ♥ linxilin !: hhahahaa!
(12:16 AM) Die by my hand.: he DOES!!!
(12:18 AM) ♥ linxilin !: ERNIE says:
i don't breathe!
(12:19 AM) Die by my hand.: lol if he cant breathe, how can he talk
xilin 4th personal message: as long as i know ERNIE likes me.... :D
jarad 4th personal message: ERNIE LOVES ME! NOT YOU!

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